Archive for October, 2007

Cathay Pacific Hong Kong: From Wow to Shit!

October 24, 2007

Cathay has been my favorite airline since 1997 when I first started traveling on it, up until recently when I finally made up my mind that I don’t like it any more. And it’s the little things that seem to be slowly disappearing – like the genuine smile at the check-in desk, the passion and enthusiasm of the cabin crew and the real care for the passenger.

I have had faulty AV systems on my seat twice in the last six months – they say, “Sorry sir, would you like to change your seat.” I don’t, because I am sitting on a first-row aisle seat – the only comfortable seat in the plane for someone who is tall and suffers from back pain.

Most cabin crew don’t hear English very well, so you almost always have to repeat yourself if you ask for anything other than water. People making cabin announcements often sound like kids who have just learnt how to read.

What peeves me the most is when you press the call button and nobody bothers. I have often had cabin crew pass by without stopping, even when they see the call light turned on above my seat. One of my colleagues often tells the attendants who show up after a long time, “If I had a heart attack, I’d be dead by now”. Most of them don’t seem to understand what he means by that.

So yeah, Cathay is consistently moving from WOW to SHIT on my scale. So why do I still travel Cathay? For it’s convenient connections from Hong Kong, where I (mostly) live. And for crew like Athens, who still care and love what they do. Today he recognized me and remembered that few months ago, I had given away my favorite seat so a mom and child could sit together. He treated me really well today.
[Written during a Cathay flight from Hong Kong to Karachi on Oct 19, 2007]

Western Union: 10-minute fund transfer!

October 22, 2007

western unionHere we are waiting for our new domestic helper to arrive in Hong Kong, and she is stuck in Kerala due to insufficient funds to buy a ticket. No, she does not have any bank account; plus it’s Friday so most banks have the excuse of non-processing day garbage. Let’s face it, the world is global, fast paced and at least the big companies should (and can) cater for the poor individuals who only get time to clean up their act on weekends. Yes, planning is important, but if you don’t have unplanned emergencies in your life you must be lying or simply not living!

Back to my story… I decided to try Western Union. I went to their office in Central. I paid cash; they charged a small commission; provided me with a code which I sent through text message to the receiver in Kerala. She went to the Western Union office; provided the code and got cash. All in less than 10 minutes! There may not be an ATM or even a bank in some villages in Kerala, but fortunately there is Western Union. WOW!

[Contributed by Altaf, Hong Kong - Oct 2007]

UAE Exchange Dubai: Delightful Service!

October 21, 2007

uae-exchange.gifLast week I transferred some money to India through UAE Exchange, a money transfer service that promises any transfer in three days or less! This time I got a text message on my mobile phone on the third day that read: ‘Your account in India has been credited with INR…’ WOW, that was such a pleasant surprise! I realized that over the years I’ve slowly moved all my money transfers through UAE Exchange despite the many other choices available – perhaps because every now and then they surprise me by delivering more than they promise. WOW!
[Contributed by Jamal, UAE]

Red light = Pick up your noodle!

October 20, 2007

cathay-thingy.jpgThe Cathay Lounge at the Hong Kong Airport has a Noodle Bar that is always crowded, and for good reason. I finally decided to try it out today. The lady took my order, handed me a green thingy and said, “Come back when is red”. Call me stupid, but I had never seen anything like this before. I walked away from the bar with excitement; sat down at a nearby table and started looking at in awe. It read in English and Chinese: Your favorite noodle is ready for you to collect if the light is on or vibrates. I didn’t take my eyes off it so as not to miss the spectacle. Sure enough, in a couple of minutes the red lights around the edge of the circle start blinking – quietly announcing that my noodle is ready. WOW, what an innovative product/idea!

I wonder why this thingy hasn’t become more popular in clinics, hospitals, banks or wherever you take a number and wait for the number to be called. And the number is only called when you take a toilet break :)

Hewlett Packard: Excellent Phone Service!

October 15, 2007

I have had the fortunate luck to have to call HP customer service a couple of times here at my job, and I can honestly say that they have the best customer service of anyone I have ever dealt with. With today’s exception of a long wait on hold, I can’t say anything bad about their service… even the holding. Here’s why:

  1. Voice Driven Menu System – When you first call, you’re greeted by a (for me, at least) humorous sounding woman who guides you through your service experience. However, if you’ve been through this before and know how it works, you can just cut her off and say what you’re after. Best part: She doesn’t get mad when you do it, and actually encourages it. Not to mention the menu system is only long enough to place you in the lap of the right initial operator, not like some others where you have to punch in a billion digits to get somewhere..

  2. The initial people that you talk to are the friendliest sounding people I’ve ever talked to. They appear as if they want to take your call; reality says they don’t and probably hate their job, but at least they’re good at feigning interest in your broken printer.

  3. When they put you on hold, the music is awesome. One time when I called there, ragtime piano. The other, light rock. This time, jazz. I actually don’t mind putting the phone down on speaker and continuing my work while I wait. Let’s face it, you can only hear “It’s Hip to be a Square” by Huey Lewis before it gets boring.
  4. When you get to the service tech, all the ones I’ve talked to have come from Canada. You can understand them, but they have enough accent to still be charming, eh? Microsoft could take a hint. I mean, there’s people in Idaho who won’t work a drive-through because it doesn’t pay enough, not even at $12.15; there, now we know where to get people who can actually speak something you understand, domestically grown.

I’m also a little biased because I own an HP laptop, but I really like it as well, and they have a really good including-third-party computer recycling program. Hewlett-Packard, will you marry me?
You can read other tech-related stories on my blog, /life.

Fernando’s Macau: Send us a Check!

October 13, 2007

fernandos
Its getting to the end of our fantastic family vacation in Macau. We plan to checkout and lunch at the highly recommended Fernando’s on Hac Sa Beach on the Coloane side. After the cab zipped us by the bridge, we finally reached the beach side restaurant with a very homely atmosphere, breezy backyard and friendly and wonderful cast around us. We had delicious finger-licking curry and friend king prawns. When we produced our credit card to pay for the meal, we were told, “Cash only”. Oops, we didn’t have enough. The manager said, “no problem, take the bill, mail us a check.” We couldn’t believe what we were hearing! There are actually people and places like that today? WOW!

[We did mail the check as soon as we got back to Hong Kong :) ]

[Contributed by Altaf, Hong Kong]

Pacific Coffee Hong Kong: No Money, No Problem!

October 12, 2007

I’m a starbucks and pacific coffee addict. On one particular day, I was really craving a chilino from pacific and so without further ado I rushed to my nearest branch (where I happened to be a regular customer). I could already taste that coffee in my mouth before I stepped in. I went to the counter, placed the order, took out my wallet…only to realise that I was low on cash…and by low on cash I mean my wallet was empty. First thing that comes out of my mouth is ‘shit!’ as you can imagine my extreme frustration at this point. The guy at the counter, who knows I’m a regular customer, smiles and asks me what’s wrong (he already knows). I show him my empty wallet, he tells me it’s not a problem and gives me a free grande chilino of my choosing on the house! Definitely WOW!

[Contributed by Hamza, Hong Kong]

Pacific Coffee

Liberty Books Pakistan: Don’t Try Us Online!

October 11, 2007

Two-week saga of buying a gift subscription…

Sent: Sunday, September 23, 2007 2:37 PM
To: subscriptions@libertybooks.com; info@libertybooks.com

I have just wasted almost an hour on your website, then on two international calls from Hong Kong to your shops in Forum and Park Towers. All I want is to send a gift subscription of National Geographic for Kids to my niece in Karachi. I live in Hong Kong.

Firstly, this magazine is not listed on your website so I can’t do it online. If it’s listed, I can’t find it. There’s no category for “kids” magazine.

People at Forum shop failed to understand what I wanted to do. Francis at Park Tower was very helpful but he couldn’t process my order through my credit card unless I come to his shop to SIGN!

Here’s all the info you will need to process my subscription (full details of credit card and delivery address was provided). Please charge my card for the amount of PKR2500 and start the subscription as soon as possible. Please reply quickly.

Thanks
mush (very frustrated!)

On 24 Sep 2007, at 5:01 PM, Liberty Books Pvt. Ltd. wrote:

Dear Sir,

Please refer to your email dated 23/09/2007 regarding your interest in subscription for national geographic for kids. I have sent your credit card for approval to the bank and as soon as we have your credit card charged, we shall start the subscription to your niece immediately. I would take this as an opportunity to apologize for the inconvenience caused by our employees.

We look forward for your valued order.

Kind regards,
Customer care.

Sent: Friday, September 28, 2007 11:02 PM

Dear Mr. Whoever at customer care,

I am still waiting to hear the confirmation of the subscription. How many days do you need to obtain a bank approval on a small credit card charge?

Thanks
mush

On 1 Oct 2007, at 4:10 PM, Liberty Books Pvt. Ltd. wrote:

Dear Sir,

Please refer to your email dated 28/09/2007 regarding your credit card to be charged for your subscription.

This is to inform you that Citibank is in receipt of the approval and they might require signatures as the card to be charged is not of a local resident.

As soon as we get a reply from the bank as to how they want to proceed on it we will let you know.

Your patience is highly appreciated for.

Kind Regards,
Nabiha Jamil

Sent: Monday, October 01, 2007 1:20 PM

Thanks, Nabiha. I’ll wait.

Dealing with Liberty Books is a good lesson in patience for me :)

And I hope it’s a lesson in customer service for you. A customer has made three international calls, and sent two reminder emails for a simple magazine subscriptions!

Regards
mush

On 6 Oct 2007, at 4:16 PM, Liberty Books Pvt. Ltd. wrote:

Dear Mushtaq,

Please refer to your email dated 01/10/2007 regarding your interest in subscribing for National Geographic for Kids.

We want to inform you that your credit card has been charged with an amount of PKR 2500/-. I would also like to add here that without putting your patience into further test, the first issue for the said magazine will be delivered to your niece in Karachi by Tuesday.

We, at Liberty Books Pvt. Ltd. want to apologize for all the inconvenience caused in the process.

Kind Regards,
Nabiha Jamil

Date: 6 October 2007 9:25:32 PM GMT+08:00

Nabiha, I’ll believe it when my niece actually sees the magazine :)

Thanks in advance!

The magazine was finally delivered! What do you say? WOW or SHIT?

Holiday Inn Seoul: Free Mobile!

October 11, 2007

It was the time when regular GSM mobile phones didn’t work in Korea. It seemed like I had lost touch with the world as soon as I landed in Seoul. But things changed as soon as I checked into my room in Holiday Inn. On the desk was a mobile phone on a charging cradle with a note: ‘call anywhere.’ WOW!
[October 1999]

Outback Steaks Manila: Motivation Badges etc!

October 11, 2007

The place was packed on a weekday at 7:30. We were given a cute colorful pager that would beep as soon as they had a table for us. WOW! The place was truly Australian with boomerangs, koalas and kangaroos, even eucalyptus plants. The food was great, and the service was excellent! Our waitress was wearing lots of badges; most of them were shaped like boomerangs. We finally asked her about the badges. She explained, “The ‘opening team’ one is only for those who have been here since this place opened; this ‘2000P award’ is for getting orders worth 2000 Pesos in one night; this one is a good service award”. What a simple but wonderful way to reward and recognize employees! WOW!
[February 2004]